April Fool Gone Bad (As Seen On WhatsApp)

I came to visit my Uncle who is an old soldier and informed him that “I have

won a schorlarship to further

my eduation in the United

States Of America”

He was so happy that he immediately ordered his wife

and children to slaughter his

last goat for celebration. He also called to invite some friends and

family around, popped lots of

Champagne and much more.

We finished eating and drinking. Now I’m thinking of how to tell him it was April Fool. I’m still here since Sunday. Please help me o. How do I tell him? 

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